"KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
04/01/2014 at 06:03 • Filed to: april fools, Volkswagen
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"KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
04/01/2014 at 06:03 • Filed to: april fools, Volkswagen | 3
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Parts of the original ''press release'' translated below.
"Due to increasing demand of luxury cars Volkswagen-commercial vehicles will start importing the Caddy Tsiik limousine. ... The car seats 15 people. The engine is economical and powerful V7 TSI-Wankel-hybrid with 4MOTION-four-wheel drive system. The gearbox is tiptronic-automatic.
Caddy Tsiik is equipped demanding customers in mind. It has a bar cabinet, jacuzzi, solarium and sunroof which enables pole dancer to perform in the car. ..."
Note: Tsiik is a wordplay on the name of Finnish rap artist Cheek.
jkm7680
> KnowsAboutCars
04/01/2014 at 06:05 |
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Haha, I'll take one.
Fred (FreddsterExprs)
> KnowsAboutCars
04/01/2014 at 07:24 |
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V7 TSI-Wankel-hybrid
Finally an innovative engine.
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> Fred (FreddsterExprs)
04/01/2014 at 08:21 |
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Should have been a TDI instead of a TSI. Diesels make everything better.